Category Archives: Jokes

It would surely ruin everyone’s day if Nuclear Boy pooped

A little humor surely helps everyone cope.

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Italian Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.. FRIENDS: Will say ‘hello’. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and … Continue reading

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Italian Firefighters

One dark night in the small town of Garfield , NJ, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. … Continue reading

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The Italian Loan

An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks And needed to borrow $5,000 and that he … Continue reading

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Frozen Crabs & Blonde Stewardess

Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand? Continue reading

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A pirate walks into a bar

Funny joke I received from one of my motorcycle mailing lists… Fitting since we just got back from Savannah. A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You … Continue reading

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Planting tomatoes

Received this from my mom. I enjoyed it. An old Italian man lived alone in Bakersfield. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who … Continue reading

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